Things that annoy - a universal sh!tlist

Minibus Taxi's [edit: Minibus Taxi's what? - *efg*]
Men who wear tight jeans, hairy chests and gold medallions
Cowboy boots
People who can't format emails properly
Telkom
Intel
Microsoft
George Bush
People who simply cannot spell or discern the difference between 'their' and 'there'; 'where' and 'were'; 'woman' and 'women'...drive me INSANE.
People who use sms-speak (4 instead of for, etc) on IRC
Cashiers who hand you your change on top of a note
People who say "thank you" when they exit an elevator
The fact that you can't cancel an elevator button once it's been pushed
Automatic doors that dont
Buzzwords like "Infobahn" and "Webinar"
Buzzprefixes like "Cyber-" and "e-"
The politically correct "girl child" and then the even worse "girl children"
People who beep to say "Hi" to their pedestrian pals
People who spit on the street
Identity-group grievance-mongers
People who, once you've sent them an e-mail telling them what you want/need, will then mail you back asking questions they would know the answer to had they bothered to actually read your original e-mail.
People who repeat everything they've heard/seen on TV without thinking about it, researching it, formulating their own opinions on it...
People who don't indicate
People who drive right up your butt